GC Haiku

[grassisgreener]

Alum of weak chapter
But I come on Greekchat
To pretend I'm an expert

Give advice to PNM and members
Putting down others
All while wearing my letters

Should get back to work
So my employer doesn't learn
I wasted all day posting on a forum that no longer has relevance to me!

[VandalSquirrel]

no keyboard courage?
creating a sockpuppet
does not impress us

Using your real name
gives you credibility
otherwise eyes roll

[UGAalum94]

Originally Posted by grassisgreener

Alum of weak chapter
But I come on Greekchat
To pretend I'm an expert

Give advice to PNM and members
Putting down others
All while wearing my letters

Should get back to work
So my employer doesn't learn
I wasted all day posting on a forum that no longer has relevance to me!

Weak chapter alums
have no need of pretending;
lower tiers rush too.

Insulting users
while wearing a sockpuppet
is better than advice!

Working on weekends
while your boss looks over your screen
must really be sad.

[dukemama]

Originally Posted by grassisgreener

Alum of weak chapter
But I come on Greekchat
To pretend I'm an expert

Give advice to PNM and members
Putting down others
All while wearing my letters

Should get back to work
So my employer doesn't learn
I wasted all day posting on a forum that no longer has relevance to me!

Five, seven and five.
Your syllable count is wrong.
This is not haiku.