GC Haiku
 

Because our talent
is far too awesome to be
left in recruitment.

Recruitment is fun
but why does it bring out
all of the crazies?

If you are crazy
I hope it is the good kind.
The good kind is fun.

Fifth year senior with
one-five G. P. A.
I can has bid now?

I rushed seven times
so now all the girls know me!
What are my chances?

I'm from out of state.
Should I bother going through
Recruitment, or not?

I should take the chance?
Great! Thanks! I'll tell the Rho Chis
Greek Chat said, "You're in!"

I got the phone call.
I thought I was guaranteed
A bid. What happened?

Why did I get cut?
Should I have my mother call
And ask the chapter?

Cross cut four times now
My mother will fix this one
I will be top tier

Forgive this slight swerve
When I read unicorn's post
This was my first thought:

http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/v...tings/bidz.jpg

LOLcat PNMs
all get bids to top tier groups.
They were legacies.

Haikus piss me off
They take forever to write
Counting syllables

The snark on Greek Chat
would sting like the rose petal
if served in haiku.

Crabby helimom,
There are some good reasons why
Your kid got no bid

Maybe her grades suck
Or maybe she parties lots
Like Paris Hilton

Maybe she hated
The whole thing and therefore she
Torpedoed herself.

Maybe you would not
Get a bid if you rushed at
That chapter today

Lyndon Johnson's dead
Quit thinking rush is the same
The White House is not.

I tried really hard, but i can't haiku.

Yes, you can! :p

Paying for my friends
And a college degree, too?!
Out of the question.

Daddy's little girl
College is my full-time job
I don't have to work.

Fraternity boys,
One day I will marry one!
Be a trophy wife.

Little legacies
Running around the backyard
Future Delta Gees!

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