In this thread we quote from "The Golden Girls"

[LXA SE285]

The girls do a murder-mystery weekend ...

Dorothy: I think I see now how it happened—last evening, at dinner, when Miss McGlinn saw Blanche give Kendall Nesbitt her key, she was furious. She dropped a steak knife into her purse....

Sophia: Big deal. I took a whole place setting.

Dorothy: Not NOW, Ma!

[agzg]

Originally Posted by LXA SE285

The girls do a murder-mystery weekend ...

Dorothy: I think I see now how it happened—last evening, at dinner, when Miss McGlinn saw Blanche give Kendall Nesbitt her key, she was furious. She dropped a steak knife into her purse....

Sophia: Big deal. I took a whole place setting.

Dorothy: Not NOW, Ma!

Same episode:

Dorothy: "Statistics say that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters frequently murder their mothers!"

Or when she's demonstrating how the victim's throat was slit - on Sophia.

Sophia: "Not part of the show, people! Not part of the show!"

[PeppyGPhiB]

Originally Posted by agzg

Same episode:

Dorothy: "Statistics say that patricide is overwhelmingly a male crime. Although daughters frequently murder their mothers!"

Or when she's demonstrating how the victim's throat was slit - on Sophia.

Sophia: "Not part of the show, people! Not part of the show!"

Same episode:

Rose: The butler did it!

Mat're D: I'm the mat're d (however you spell that)

Rose: The mat're d did it!

Detective: St. Olaf?

[33girl]

He's gay as a picnic basket.

[indygphib]

Originally Posted by 33girl

He's gay as a picnic basket.

I use that line ALL the time!

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes

Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.

Lol...what episode is that from??

Originally Posted by indygphib

I use that line ALL the time!

Poor CoCo. Cut after the first episode.

[LXA SE285]

Sophia basks in the afterglow with her boyfriend Tony ...

Tony: You're good. Where'd a nice Sicilian girl like you learn to do things like that?

Sophia: I live with a slut.

[BetteDavisEyes]

Actually, that gay picnic basket quote came from the episode where Blanche's brother came out of the closet.


Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take a long, hot, steamy bath with just enough water to barely cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're only gonna sit in an inch of water?!


Dorothy: CONDOMS, ROSE! CONDOMS, CONDOMS, CONDOMS!
Cashier: Calm down, lady! You just get out of prison?


Martha: She suffered so. It was a blessing in disguise.
Sophia: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked.


Blanche: Don't worry Sophia. There are other fish in the sea.
Sophia: Yeah but all the ones my age are floating on the top!