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Blanche - "I'm the biggest slut"
Dorothy: I'd kill Gloria if she wrote a book about my sexual life.
Sophia: You'd kill your sister over a pamphlet?
Dorothy: Shut up Ma!
Blanche: I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night!
Sophia: I can't believe I have a daughter who threw a priest out the door!
Dorothy: Ma, you have relatives that throw priests out of windows!!
Blanche: I can't believe you said that! Oh if I weren't a lady I'd deck you.
Dorothy: You try and I'll have you on your back so fast you'll think you're out on a date.
Blanche: Oh girls... I'm just in ecstasy! My body is tingling all over! You will never guess what just happened!
Sophia: We know what happened! Let us just guess what part of the Middle East he's from!
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By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she is wrong.
Last edited by BetteDavisEyes; 08-10-2009 at 07:53 PM.
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