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[pshsx1]

I'm eating corn.

Worst corn I've ever had, might I add.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by pshsx1

I'm eating corn.

Worst corn I've ever had, might I add.

LOL! These jokers are still over here talking about corn.

[RU OX Alum]

This is way way way tmi, but this is the right thread, so:

I poop really fast. Really fast.

I want to get one of those baseball radar guns to time it. It must at least 65 mph.

Seriously, it tore blood vessels.

[Xanthus]

Originally Posted by RU OX Alum

This is way way way tmi, but this is the right thread, so:

I poop really fast. Really fast.

I want to get one of those baseball radar guns to time it. It must at least 65 mph.

Seriously, it tore blood vessels.

Holy shit. OUCH! Speaking of shitting fast, you guys gotta hear this. I just got done using the shitter, so I decided to post what happened. Earlier around 11pm I drunk a lot of coffee and I ate ice cream right after. When I took a shit, a large round chunk bursted out of my ass faster than a cannonball leaving a cannon, and then the rest was just plain old brown water and a few big farts and then I was done. I felt like a new man when I was done. Has this ever happened to any of you? Have you ever shitted out brown water?