Last night, I had a dream that I lost my virginity to Bernie Mac. It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?
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"We have letters. You have dreams." ~Senusret I
Last night, I had a dream that I lost my virginity to Bernie Mac. It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?
No offense this should be in the if you laugh you lose thread because Idied! Berine Mac though? Well, look at it this way...at least you enjoyed it. It could have been worse, you could've gotten pregnant. Lol. Im so laughing at your misfortunate dream!
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It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?
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