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03-13-2009, 01:52 PM
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"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"
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and we don't think we're in any way exaggerating here - the epitome of all that is evil.
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03-13-2009, 02:23 PM
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Location: A dark and very expensive forest
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RaggedyAnn
See if you can follow this connection-My best friend's daughter's half sister's mother
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Would that be the same as your best friend's step-daughter's mother? 
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03-13-2009, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
Would that be the same as your best friend's step-daughter's mother? |
Actually, my best friend had a daughter with her ex-husband. Her ex had a daughter with his second wife-so she has no real connection to the girl. Her daughter, however, is the girl's half-sister.
Basically, her daughter was complaining about what an idiot she thought her step-mother was and my friend agreed and decided to share with me. We both had a  over that story.
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03-13-2009, 03:49 PM
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I was on the 4 train, somewhere between Wall Street and Grand Central, when I heard the following:
Announcement: This is a Bronx-bound 4 express train. The next stop is <whatever the next stop was>.
Bimbo tourist (to her bimbo tourist friend): This is an express? So that means... it doesn't make all the stops?
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Only those who risk going too far, find out how far they can go.
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03-13-2009, 04:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: San Jose, CA
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Originally Posted by ForeverRoses
Teacher: I know the weather is nice outside and this is mundane, but we just need to get through it.
Studen (senior in high school, in Nat. Honor Society): But today isn't mundane, it's Wednesday!
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Hahahahah I almost LOLed in the computer lab at this one. That's hilarious.
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03-13-2009, 05:01 PM
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A conversation my cousin and I had about Gladys Knight and the Pips:
mom: who sings this song?
me: Gladys Knight
cousin: It isn't Gladys, it's (emphasising) GLAAAADVVIS.
me: no it's not, it's GLADYS Knight and the PITS (think armpits)
My mom ended up rolling on the floor laughing
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03-14-2009, 12:14 AM
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Location: in the midst of a 90s playlist
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Originally Posted by DoctorD
This reminds me of something my biology teacher in HS said:
"What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?"
"Parents"
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This reminds me of a cute one:
Me: "What is 1+4?"
3yo boy: "Math." 
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03-14-2009, 07:45 PM
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My first job was at McDonalds. One of my coworkers shouted to the kitchen "where is my cheeseburger without cheese". The worker back there was like "Mindy it's called a hamburger".
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt
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03-14-2009, 08:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: where the sun shines as brightly as the stars
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having a conversation with a friend that just got out of a relationship:
me: you can't make someone love you
friend: yah i know i've seen Bruce Almighty
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03-14-2009, 10:55 PM
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Location: Florida
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Quote:
Originally Posted by starang21
so apparently are most of the households in america.
isn't that like the mean or median household income in this country?
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Yep...I think the median income is around 44,000.....
Disclaimer: I teach private school, so I tend to get a few more of these comments than I did when I taught public school.
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03-15-2009, 04:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nikki1920
"But I can't be pregnant!! We had sex standing up!"
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Hahahaha
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03-16-2009, 12:44 AM
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Location: Chicago Born...New Orleans Educated
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I'm over here rolling at these saying...with that said, I'll add one that made me say "I can't believe what I just said"
1: (picks up cake mix) Can a person use cake mix to make cupcakes
2 (me): Yeah
1: are you sure? how do you know
2: yes (and I say with the most confidence) cupcake (putting emphesis on the cake)
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