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Old 03-13-2009, 12:03 AM
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Maybe she meant albatross...
Yes, she meant "albatross."

Somebody once told me (in college) that they didn't use condoms because she knew which guys weren't "man enough" to be able to get her pregnant. She's probably a mother right now.
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Old 03-13-2009, 12:53 AM
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:00 AM
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Yes, she meant "albatross."

Somebody once told me (in college) that they didn't use condoms because she knew which guys weren't "man enough" to be able to get her pregnant. She's probably a mother right now.
This reminds me of something my biology teacher in HS said:

"What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?"

"Parents"
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Old 03-13-2009, 01:11 AM
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This reminds me of something my biology teacher in HS said:

"What do you call people who use the rhythm method of birth control?"

"Parents"
Awesome! Maybe infected would work too?
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Old 03-13-2009, 02:06 AM
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Years ago in a Blockbuster video store my sister and I are browsing the new releases. We're standing in the 'H' section near two "dudes."

Dude #1 picks up and says, "Dude, Henry Five. Wonder what that's about."

My sister and I try desperately not to burst into laughter right there in their faces. Nonetheless, sister says under her breath, "Henry Five! - Henry takes Manhattan!"
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Old 03-13-2009, 08:52 AM
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Teacher: I know the weather is nice outside and this is mundane, but we just need to get through it.

Studen (senior in high school, in Nat. Honor Society): But today isn't mundane, it's Wednesday!
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Old 03-13-2009, 04:06 PM
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Teacher: I know the weather is nice outside and this is mundane, but we just need to get through it.

Studen (senior in high school, in Nat. Honor Society): But today isn't mundane, it's Wednesday!
Hahahahah I almost LOLed in the computer lab at this one. That's hilarious.
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