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[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by WCsweet<3

This is no longer snot coming out of my nose, its brain fluid.

Did you see that episode of Grey's? That was nuts!

My shoes stink so much that I was embarrassed at work when I realized that smell was me. I can't really afford new flats, but desperate times, man!

[DiamondAthena]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Did you see that episode of Grey's? That was nuts!

My shoes stink so much that I was embarrassed at work when I realized that smell was me. I can't really afford new flats, but desperate times, man!

That happend to me when I was preggo, I wore the same two pair of flats for 5 months! But my local Wal-Mart had them for 12.00, Thank God!

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Did you see that episode of Grey's? That was nuts!

My shoes stink so much that I was embarrassed at work when I realized that smell was me. I can't really afford new flats, but desperate times, man!

Dang CG....LMAO!!!

[Dionysus]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Did you see that episode of Grey's? That was nuts!

My shoes stink so much that I was embarrassed at work when I realized that smell was me. I can't really afford new flats, but desperate times, man!

When I was younger I could go a week without showering and no funk. I could wear the same socks for like a week or two, again no odor.

Now I have to shower at least once a day, and change socks daily to smell fresh.

Growing up sucks.

[DiamondAthena]

Shit! Shit on the walls, shit on the floor, shit on the bed, shit ALL over him! I did not want him to touch me, hell I didn't even want to put him in my bathtub. Is it wrong that I just wanted to take him outside and hose his little ass off with the garden hose? He is, btw, my 1 yr old. I feel horrible for feeling this way(not really) but it is, after all, someone elses SHIT! I am not normally squeamish (sp?) but nothing in my yrs of babysitting and spending time with children could have prepared me for this enormous mess. ICK!!! And no, he is still not quite ready to potty train despite his new feeling of not wanting to keep the poop in his pants.

[SWTXBelle]

I don't know how to break this to you - but potty training will not eliminate your need to deal with, um, poop. Best to get over your squemishness now - if it's warm enough, hose him off outside , but if it is not, your best course of action is to put him in the tub, get HIM clean, then scrub the tub and fill it with warm water and bleach. Let it soak and then rinse. Don't be too proud to use latex gloves if need be - I buy 'em to deal with dog poop now, but back in the day I found them handy for dealing with my 2 (15 months apart) boys, including the one who went through a dada phase in which he used poop as an art medium.

[RU OX Alum]

Man....I still have spray my sac with that shit. It's in a red can with the amle circle arrow symbol, which is symbol talk for "this will burn your nuts." It's clearing up. And it's what I get for wear boxer-briefs to a work-out place that doesn't have showers, but goddamn.

Jock itch sucks.

[WCsweet<3]

The roommate who pees on the toilet is gone! Every single time I walked into my bathroom there was urine on the seat. EVERY SINGLE TIME. And apparently she moved out. YAY!

[Zephyrus]

I need to wipe better. I just scratched my ass and now I feel shit in my boxers. Uncomfortable feeling.

[SWTXBelle]

Originally Posted by Zephyrus

I need to wipe better. I just scratched my ass and now I feel shit in my boxers. Uncomfortable feeling.

Okay, what is up with the apparent inability of males to properly wipe? As the mother of 2 boys and 2 girls I can say - skid marks seem to be a male thing. How does having a penis impede wiping your butt??

[AOX81]

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

Okay, what is up with the apparent inability of males to properly wipe? As the mother of 2 boys and 2 girls I can say - skid marks seem to be a male thing. How does having a penis impede wiping your butt??

Thank you for making me laugh before I have go go to work, lol

[DiamondAthena]

Originally Posted by SWTXBelle

Okay, what is up with the apparent inability of males to properly wipe? As the mother of 2 boys and 2 girls I can say - skid marks seem to be a male thing. How does having a penis impede wiping your butt??

Valid Question. pls answer men... Inquiring female minds wanna knw

[christiangirl]

This thread need a bump.


Last night, I had a dream that I lost my virginity to Bernie Mac. It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

This thread need a bump.


Last night, I had a dream that I lost my virginity to Bernie Mac. It was pretty graphic, so I'll spare the details, but I enjoyed it while I was doing it then after I realized I'd thrown 23 years of purity out the window for freaking BERNIE MAC. Not to speak ill of the dead but....damn. I fell asleep after watching 7 Pounds, couldn't I at least have had Will Smith?

No offense this should be in the if you laugh you lose thread because Idied! Berine Mac though? Well, look at it this way...at least you enjoyed it. It could have been worse, you could've gotten pregnant. Lol. Im so laughing at your misfortunate dream!

[RU OX Alum]

well, today was one of week two of two for the cruex. It burns less now, but it still burns. The itching pretty much stopped though.