The REAL Housewifes of Orange County

[Benzgirl]

I don't even know what to say about last night's episode.

1. Underage Drinking on National TV
2. The Trailer Trash Twins plotting against the new girl to get her "Naked Drunk"
3. Icky Vicky talking about Doobies and Reefers
4. Man-whore Ryan (son of one of the TTTs) hitting on engaged Gretchen
5. Gretchen's downing of shots
6. Tamra and Etiquette used in one sentence
7. Tamra comparing herself to Joan Crawford
8. Icky's reaction to seafood (cooties)
9. Don's reaction to Gretchen's toast to him (and an even better reaction from Icky)
10. Lynn's denial that the missing wine could have been taken by one of her daughters.

I'm speachless. Andy Cohen's blog was just about the same comment as mine. It was interesting that they inserted the MADD commercial right before next week's previews.


So we now know what the "information the Barney's received" at 1:00 a.m. before the racetrack. It was some guy drunk dialing to tell them that he was dating Gretchen, only to retract his information when he sobered up.

I'm done with the OC, particularly the Trailer Trash Twins. Bring on NYC.