2.5 Kids' Krappy Marriage

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

Keep selling that myth. It's a lie just to boost the 'mystique' of your particular greek group.

If you were krappy in bed before joining kappa, afterwards you are simply a krappy kappa.

Have a great playoff day. That is all.

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...

[2AndAHalfKids]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Why would I have to sell you a myth that you already purchased and are still using? Now THAT is all...

I was married to this man for 11 years before he went Kappa.

Are you willing to go on record as stating that your MIP process includes a section on mindblowing sex? Maybe he missed that session...nothing has changed except the shimmy sham thing that he does before coming to bed with the crimson thongs. KAY is written right on the triangle, right above the crack of his....

Jelly belly and dimpled shimmy is not a PRETTY sight.

Oww Oww Not.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

I was married to this man for 11 years before he went Kappa.

Are you willing to go on record as stating that your MIP process includes a section on mindblowing sex? Maybe he missed that session...nothing has changed except the shimmy sham thing that he does before coming to bed with the crimson thongs. KAY is written right on the triangle, right above the crack of his....

Jelly belly and dimpled shimmy is not a PRETTY sight.

Oww Oww Not.

Way too much info...nevertheless...if the man is that bad...you've been a permenant fixture for 11 years...so my organization has nothing to do with your "bad" hubby, so the whole point(because you obviously missed it) is please leave my organization out of your unhappy life.

[2AndAHalfKids]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Way too much info...nevertheless...if the man is that bad...you've been a permenant fixture for 11 years...so my organization has nothing to do with your "bad" hubby, so the whole point(because you obviously missed it) is please leave my organization out of your unhappy life.

You are right up to a point...however, your organization is in my household unceasingly and it is causing a middle aged man to think he is 19 again. That is the kappativating problem.

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally Posted by 2AndAHalfKids

You are right up to a point...however, your organization is in my household unceasingly and it is causing a middle aged man to think he is 19 again. That is the kappativating problem.

So what does venting here get you in your relationship with your hubby?

[2AndAHalfKids]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

So what does venting here get you in your relationship with your hubby?

Its not like that...really, but you and others have made some loose comments and cracked jokes, and I just respond.

I pick my battles. I will never win the Kappa battle with him. So I enjoy talking about him, on this venue from time to time, because I can't do it in real life.