I think you should go with the Chia pet, even if he does call! (One year my homeroom class bought a Chia - eventually it grew hair alright - MOLD!)
LOL! When those first came out inthe late 80's I think?? My sister and I got each other one of them for Christmas. Ours both grew mold too My mom got mad and threw them out.
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