I confess I keep watching "Real Chance of Love."
I confess that I know that this spinoff of a spinoff from Flavor Flav's mess is just as big a mess, but I can't stop watching.

I confess that I'm a spoiled wife with a hubby that cooks
and cleans.
I confess that when I cook for him, it's like a special occasion.
I confess that it's not that big of a deal since we're happy, and he hasn't moved one inch towards straying.