Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Sir:

Can you kindly refrain from telling the story about how you conceived your two sons? I am soooooo sick and tired of you telling the story of how you took ginseng before their conception (said sons are 11 months apart). That just lets people know you were a selfish rabbit humping azz bastid who wasn't willing to satisfy your partner. Hence, you having four daughters before having your first son.

Tell that kung fu king story again and I'll be sure to call my girl C and have her bring her machete so I can cut your azz from here to Kingdom Come!!!!!!!!

Very truly yours,

Me

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Tell that kung fu king story again and I'll be sure to call my girl C and have her bring her machete so I can cut your azz from here to Kingdom Come!!!!!!!!

Very truly yours,

Me

DEAD!!!!

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by lil_sunshine

Dear Sir:

Can you kindly refrain from telling the story about how you conceived your two sons? I am soooooo sick and tired of you telling the story of how you took ginseng before their conception (said sons are 11 months apart). That just lets people know you were a selfish rabbit humping azz bastid who wasn't willing to satisfy your partner. Hence, you having four daughters before having your first son.

Tell that kung fu king story again and I'll be sure to call my girl C and have her bring her machete so I can cut your azz from here to Kingdom Come!!!!!!!!

Very truly yours,

Me

Everytime I read this, I still LMAO!!!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by PrettyBoy

Everytime I read this, I still LMAO!!!

As long as it brightens your day, all is right with the world.

Now back to what I was gonna say:

Dear T:

Last night- on the way to your house to wish your stinkin' azz happy birthday in person- I saw a woman get hit by a car. Now when I called you to tell you about it, there wasn't a dayum thing funny about the whole situation. Yet as I proceeded to tell you the story in depth while witnessing everything else unfold- the backed up traffic, the woman screaming and crying for someone to call the police, the firefighters, police and ambulance pulling up to assess the situation and take her to the hospital- you and your dumb azz weed head brother commenced to laughing your azzes off. Now I've always known the devil was alive and well and very busy. And for Him to appear in the form of you and your weed head loser brother confirmed His existence. I say all of that to say this: I now know I can NOT share anything of this nature with you EVER in the next 20 lifetimes, because all that will happen is 1) I'll regret telling you and 2) you'll laugh when ain't a dayum thing funny. I won't even waste my time creating a pimp stick to beat your azzes with (salt included). All I will do is pray for you and your loser brother and hope that the both of your stupid azzes will stop smoking the crystal crack and grow up. Thanks and have a nice life.

Sincerely,

Me