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Originally Posted by dudeoffla
na dude. parents were based in Hawaii for navy had me. moved to Orlando when mom died. dad got job with lockeed martin. and the beach is only 30 away. but Ron Jon surf shop has a giant wave pool that produce 7-10 footers. and so does Disney's typhoon lagoon and i go there often. and my school district made high school times at 9:30 now so its easier to surf in the morning. why wont anyone answer my questions. at ole miss and i wana pledge/rush i have to drink right?
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Nice try at the save. I have tons of friends that live in Orlando (including some that surf) and the Ron Jon Surf Park has never opened (despite the fact they have been saying it's coming ever since the Festival Bay mall opened) and Disney charged at least $1,000 for every 6 person surf session at Typhoon Lagoon and aren't offering it at all anymore. Really, decent (at best) effort at faking everyone out though.
ETA: Also, you're driving pretty damn fast to get to a surfable beach from Orlando in 30 minutes. Any beach is close to an hour away (more in morning traffic) and they really aren't surfable at all until you get to damn near St. Augustine (much farther than 30 minutes).