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Originally Posted by AGDee
When my kids were young, they ask me "Momma, would you put my shoes on?" and I would say (every single time!) "They don't fit me". They would burst into giggles and say "No! On me!" In time, they got it though.
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This just reminded me of the time my friend started to have sex with her boyfriend right after they "vowed abstinence."
She started to feel guilty and said "Get off!"
He said, "Hold on, I'm trying."
She had to clarify "No, off of
ME." Bwahahaha!
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Originally Posted by jessica.lanelle
I was not going to say anything, but since people have decided to jump down my throat about something completely insignificant, I am going to speak up for myself. Let me just clarify that the "with no lettuce" was an afterthought. It was not said as a sentence. Don 't imply that I can't speak English. You are not the only college graduate on this message board. She should have known that I did not mean lettuce on the tater tots. Secondly, you really have some nerve telling me to get over myself. You do not have the slightest clue about my personality, and you certainly cannot tell from a post on a message board. You think you can just bully people and run them off with your rudeness. You don't own Greek Chat and I did not do anything to warrant such a barrage of hate and disrespect.
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