In this thread, we make up lies about what McCain or Obama has done to harm us

[likeitsgolden26]

At a recent rally, McCain pretended he was going to kiss my baby. Instead, he burst the ballons she was holding. After which he giggled till he dang near choked. What a meanie!!!!

[KSUViolet06]

McCain had automated calls sent to all of the black people to tell them that the election is cancelled.

Obama took my paycheck and forced me to give it to the homeless man on the corner.

[RU OX Alum]

Bob Barr put rat poison in my coffee maker.

Ralph Nader broke several light bulbs in my bathroom and left the glass on the floor for me to cut my feet on.

John McCain wouldn't give us our football back when it went in his yard.

Barack Obama cut me off in traffic, because he believes in drastic lane changes for the U.S.