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Senusret I 10-22-2008 11:38 AM

In this thread, we make up lies about what McCain or Obama has done to harm us
 
The rules:

1) Make up some vicious lie or fanciful story about the harm that Barack Obama/John McCain has done to you, your families, your pets, your communities, etc.

2) You MUST alternate between Obama and McCain -- if I post a horrible Obama story, you must post a horrible McCain story. And so on, and so forth.

3) You don't have to bash the opposing candidate -- it will be funnerer to bash your own.


*****

Barack Obama destroyed all the phonics books in my elementary school, and now a whole generation of students can't read!!!!

KSigkid 10-22-2008 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I (Post 1734352)
The rules:

1) Make up some vicious lie or fanciful story about the harm that Barack Obama/John McCain has done to you, your families, your pets, your communities, etc.

2) You MUST alternate between Obama and McCain -- if I post a horrible Obama story, you must post a horrible McCain story. And so on, and so forth.

3) You don't have to bash the opposing candidate -- it will be funnerer to bash your own.


*****

Barack Obama destroyed all the phonics books in my elementary school, and now a whole generation of students can't read!!!!

McCain told my 5-year old God daughter that there's no Santa Clause.

RU OX Alum 10-22-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KSigkid (Post 1734359)
McCain told my 5-year old God daughter that there's no Santa Clause.

Obama let his shopping cart slam into my car.

Senusret I 10-22-2008 01:04 PM

John McCain paid my way through college, but he molested me. :(

(Joke borrowed from Chris Rock)

AOEforme 10-22-2008 03:39 PM

Obama barbeques babies.

PeppyGPhiB 10-22-2008 05:56 PM

You know all those cracks about McCain being the old crabby neighbor that yells "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"? Well, it's true. I saw him do it. TWICE.

Benzgirl 10-22-2008 06:12 PM

I had an affair with McCain when I was a page, and we have a love child. I'm not only going after him for child support, I'm going after one of his houses.

Leslie Anne 10-22-2008 06:53 PM

I met Obama at a rally and he made a pass at me. I think he said something about a possible intern position!

Senusret I 10-22-2008 07:03 PM

McCain falsely reported me to the DC Public Library for failure to pay fines!

smiley21 10-22-2008 07:15 PM

McCain told me that I was adopted.

Scandia 10-22-2008 07:39 PM

Obama got rid of the gifted programs at all the schools.

AOEforme 10-22-2008 07:46 PM

McCain stole my Cosmo out of my mailbox.

gee_ess 10-22-2008 07:49 PM

Obama is a GC sockpuppet

Benzgirl 10-22-2008 08:00 PM

McCain eats Gooey Buns and wants to declare it a national delicacy.

UGAalum94 10-22-2008 08:11 PM

Obama fed my dog a box of baker's chocolate.


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