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In this thread, we make up lies about what McCain or Obama has done to harm us
The rules:
1) Make up some vicious lie or fanciful story about the harm that Barack Obama/John McCain has done to you, your families, your pets, your communities, etc. 2) You MUST alternate between Obama and McCain -- if I post a horrible Obama story, you must post a horrible McCain story. And so on, and so forth. 3) You don't have to bash the opposing candidate -- it will be funnerer to bash your own. ***** Barack Obama destroyed all the phonics books in my elementary school, and now a whole generation of students can't read!!!! |
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John McCain paid my way through college, but he molested me. :(
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Obama barbeques babies.
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You know all those cracks about McCain being the old crabby neighbor that yells "Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"? Well, it's true. I saw him do it. TWICE.
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I had an affair with McCain when I was a page, and we have a love child. I'm not only going after him for child support, I'm going after one of his houses.
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I met Obama at a rally and he made a pass at me. I think he said something about a possible intern position!
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McCain falsely reported me to the DC Public Library for failure to pay fines!
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McCain told me that I was adopted.
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Obama got rid of the gifted programs at all the schools.
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McCain stole my Cosmo out of my mailbox.
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Obama is a GC sockpuppet
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McCain eats Gooey Buns and wants to declare it a national delicacy.
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Obama fed my dog a box of baker's chocolate.
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