In this thread, we make up lies about what McCain or Obama has done to harm us

[KSigkid]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

The rules:

1) Make up some vicious lie or fanciful story about the harm that Barack Obama/John McCain has done to you, your families, your pets, your communities, etc.

2) You MUST alternate between Obama and McCain -- if I post a horrible Obama story, you must post a horrible McCain story. And so on, and so forth.

3) You don't have to bash the opposing candidate -- it will be funnerer to bash your own.


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Barack Obama destroyed all the phonics books in my elementary school, and now a whole generation of students can't read!!!!

McCain told my 5-year old God daughter that there's no Santa Clause.

[RU OX Alum]

Originally Posted by KSigkid

McCain told my 5-year old God daughter that there's no Santa Clause.

Obama let his shopping cart slam into my car.