I Know Who I Am Voting For

[dekeguy]

Originally Posted by DeltAlum

I thought we were all supposed to vote for Chuck Norris.

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Not really, Chuck was elected by unanimous acclamation. Zod left the planet when he found out that Chuck's roundhouse kicks caused a spontaneous creation of Kryptonite when applied to natives of Zod's home world. Chuck had hoped to be selected as Kal El's running mate but Kal El disqualified himself when he reminded everyone that since he was not native born in the USA he was not eligible for the office. He then endorsed Chuck and the rest is history. As an aside, some of you may remember that Kal El is a DEKE who was initiated by Krypton Alpha Chapter during one of his time travel visits to his home world when he was picking up his BA in Studiorum Kryptonis at El University named in honor of his ancestors. Chuck is unfortunately not a DEKE, but, perfection is reserved to the Deity.