I Know Who I Am Voting For
 

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Who would his running mate be? Ursa?

Do you think the world is ready for 2 Kryptonians to be in office?

They have no experience here with our planet.

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Q. Dear Zod I was wondering If elected, who would you have as your vice President?
-- Brad W.
A. That shall be Ursa. All swear allegiance to her! Certainly how contemptible that your government has seen fit to keep females out of office. Surely now you see the munificence my rule brings to your planet.

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

I am still voting for Jack Bauer! :)

I thought we were all supposed to vote for Chuck Norris.

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Not really, Chuck was elected by unanimous acclamation. Zod left the planet when he found out that Chuck's roundhouse kicks caused a spontaneous creation of Kryptonite when applied to natives of Zod's home world. Chuck had hoped to be selected as Kal El's running mate but Kal El disqualified himself when he reminded everyone that since he was not native born in the USA he was not eligible for the office. He then endorsed Chuck and the rest is history. As an aside, some of you may remember that Kal El is a DEKE who was initiated by Krypton Alpha Chapter during one of his time travel visits to his home world when he was picking up his BA in Studiorum Kryptonis at El University named in honor of his ancestors. Chuck is unfortunately not a DEKE, but, perfection is reserved to the Deity.

Super.

Q. Hey, Zod, dude - Last time I checked, the Constitution of the United States said you have to be a natural-born American citizen before you can be president. Your bio says you were born some place called Krypton. Well, I can't find it on any U.S. map. I bet there ain't no such place. Not in the U.S., anyway. Looks like you're screwed, man. Too bad. P.S.: Lose the beard. Makes you look like Lenin. Us Americans don't much like commies. - Bernie G.

A. Do you propose proof that I was born on Krypton? I don't think you can. My birth certificate comes from, well, shall we say, Laredo? I have friends there. The same ones who assist with new workers from Mexico. With that said, I challenge you to undo my citizenship. Yes, I, General Zod, was born in Laredo, Texas. Make no mistake about that! Swear allegience to me and surrender your vote!

Case Closed

I think Chuck Norris is a US Citizen.

DeltAlum,

I concur, President Norris is a native born US citizen. Starting next year the roundhouse kick will replace the salute as the preferred military greeting. Non-connecting for friends, connecting for Bin Liner's gang.

How dare you all speak of Norris as a mere mortal. He is a native born World citizen.

No limits, no boundaries.

Ah.

Well, if you're a citizen of the World, but born in the USA, can you be President of the United States or do you have to be King of the World?

Just asking.