Most Awkward/Embarrassing Moment

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that story by SECdomination... teh WIN.

bwhahaha "try the cooter!" and while that place looks sketch as all hell (what is it, a trailer house strip club?), it does manage to combine two American greats: great food and adult toys. i have to applaud that.

i think everyone (or most people) have a "i was X years old and i peed on myself in school and all the kids laughed." so i wont tell that one.

Embarassing: My aunt's wedding, i was say 10 years old, but a total fattie. i was wearing this total mumu kinda skirt with white pantyhose. In other words i was 10 going on 65. Anyway, i come out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose. and apparently i was wearing some pretty bright underwear, as the wedding video pointed out months later watching it as a family. it was one thing to be called out by the DJ in the moment, but to have it TAPED and remembered for years... you cant make that up.

now for Awkward:

This happened a couple of years ago in college. I, the guy i was crushing on and one of our mutual friends (another guyare out at lunch. the mutual friend casually brings up my blog in which i talk about how awesome this guy is and how i plan on asking him to senior formal before this other girl. the guy im feeling, of course, is like "who is this guy?" mutual friend goes: "i dont know she wont say. im pretty sure its someone we know based on the rest of her blog cause she is obsessed with dude... so, did you ask him yet?"

me: umm, anyone want anything else to eat?

and cue awkward silence. the best part of this story is that while i did end up going to formal with the guy, turns out he and the mutual friend were dipping off together in some weirdo-DL affair. LOL. good times.