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Sophomore year of college, running into my then-girlfriend eating lunch (and holding hands with) her recent ex-boyfriend. Not surprisingly, within a week I was the ex-boyfriend, and he was the boyfriend. It was pretty awkward, although funny when you think about it.

Another one: I was playing summer league baseball during high school, and was in left field. It was a night game, and the lights were on. A kid hits a fly ball out to me, he got behind it pretty well, so I had to run back for it. At some point, I lost sight of it in the lights, but knew that it was somewhere near me. I stopped, stuck up my glove...and it fell right in. Some of my former teammates still tease me about that one.

^^^ ROTFLOL! SEC, I don't think I've laughed so hard all week; that is the funniest story I've heard in a long time.

And I love it when I get "that waitress." I had one point out in the parking lot one time to show me the car her boyfriend gave her for Christmas. She liked it alright, but not as much as her old one. The new car was automatic transmission and the old one was manual, so she could fix it -- herself -- when it needed working on.

Fortunately, I never saw her anywhere else.

I can remeber something similar to this happening to me, but my situation occured at the beginning of my senior year in highschool.

It happened at one of our most attended football games (against our county rival, and we ended up losing, but they were always bigger and better and played in the NC 4AA State Championship Game like the last 3 or 4 years, against none other than Charlotte Independance) anyway, we had just finished our pregame endzone pumpup speech and we all started to run through the banner right between the cheer leaders and color guard girls, when all of a sudden i stumbled and fell flat on my face, right in the middle of the field with about 7000 people in the stadium. Needless to say it was a very embarassing moment in my life, im just thankful the news stations cut out my little mishap and it never aired on the TV.

that story by SECdomination... teh WIN.

bwhahaha "try the cooter!" and while that place looks sketch as all hell (what is it, a trailer house strip club?), it does manage to combine two American greats: great food and adult toys. i have to applaud that.

i think everyone (or most people) have a "i was X years old and i peed on myself in school and all the kids laughed." so i wont tell that one.

Embarassing: My aunt's wedding, i was say 10 years old, but a total fattie. i was wearing this total mumu kinda skirt with white pantyhose. In other words i was 10 going on 65. Anyway, i come out of the bathroom with my skirt tucked into my pantyhose. and apparently i was wearing some pretty bright underwear, as the wedding video pointed out months later watching it as a family. it was one thing to be called out by the DJ in the moment, but to have it TAPED and remembered for years... you cant make that up.

now for Awkward:

This happened a couple of years ago in college. I, the guy i was crushing on and one of our mutual friends (another guyare out at lunch. the mutual friend casually brings up my blog in which i talk about how awesome this guy is and how i plan on asking him to senior formal before this other girl. the guy im feeling, of course, is like "who is this guy?" mutual friend goes: "i dont know she wont say. im pretty sure its someone we know based on the rest of her blog cause she is obsessed with dude... so, did you ask him yet?"

me: umm, anyone want anything else to eat?

and cue awkward silence. the best part of this story is that while i did end up going to formal with the guy, turns out he and the mutual friend were dipping off together in some weirdo-DL affair. LOL. good times.