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					Originally Posted by  AKA_Monet
					 
				 
				You want a "virginal buddy"--most of your "boyfriends" are going to stop playing that mess, right now.  Hey, can't buy a dildo or vibrator and a fake warming pillow of a man?  It will NEVER cheat on you, and if it stops working, you just change the batteries... 
			
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 Monet,  I love you.  You are me in ten years.
And, I second the sentiment, btw.