Favorite SNL Quotes

[AnchorAlumna]

"What's this about Russian jewelry?" (proceeds with a 30-second rant) - Roseann Roseannadanna
"Uh, that's Russian JEWRY. The Jewish people in Russia."
"Oh. Never mind." - Roseann

[RU OX Alum]

you can't talk to me like that, i drive a dodge stratus!

[sand$blue]

Originally Posted by AnchorAlumna

"What's this about Russian jewelry?" (proceeds with a 30-second rant) - Roseann Roseannadanna
"Uh, that's Russian JEWRY. The Jewish people in Russia."
"Oh. Never mind." - Roseann

My husband will never let me live this one down - I actually said the same thing once!

Can we ever forget the Bass-O-Matic?

[BraveMaroon]

"Hey, hey - we're Adobe! The little car that's made out of clay!"

Basically, any of the commercials...

"Colon Blow and youuuuuuuuuu!"

The Love Toilet

Handi-Off and Toe-Riffic...