I was on a local campus chatting with some Greeks (don't worry, it's a non-traditional school -- they were all my age or older) and we were talking about Greek life, and somehow I mentioned sweethearts. It got real quiet....
Then somebody said to me "Yeah.... the Krappas here have sweethearts...."
And I said "Ooooooooooh"
And they said "Yeah"
People are hoping they will go away.