"Conservative" Quiz

[jwright25]

Just as I suspected....

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

[Kevin]

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

[honeychile]

I took it twice, because I could have answered one question two different ways:

1) You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

2) You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

About that naked pyramid: would it be wrong to have "all of the above, but with superglue" going through your head?

[33girl]

I am also an Anti-Government Gunslinger (duh).

I don't know which part of that quiz squicked me out more, the video camera at the Immaculate Conception or the concept of Michael Moore in a naked pyramid.

I'm quite amused that we have no "Values Guardians" on GC.

[RU OX Alum]

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.