"Conservative" Quiz
 

I hate being the starter for this thread but I thought I should spread the love and let the conservatives enjoy some political humor. :) I tried taking the quiz but it called me a bleeding heart then threw rocks and garbage at me. :p LOL

So, here's your quiz. Enjoy.

What Breed of Conservative Are You?

It said I am a Free Marketeer- and sure enough that is exactly what I am.

I am a:

Breed: Flag-Waving Everyman

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

:D

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.


Fairly accurate. Let me keep the money I earned!

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

took it just for the hell of it:


Your Conservative Breed: Faith-Based Fighter
You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP

Just as I suspected.... :D

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

I took it twice, because I could have answered one question two different ways:

1) You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

2) You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

About that naked pyramid: would it be wrong to have "all of the above, but with superglue" going through your head?

I am also an Anti-Government Gunslinger (duh).

I don't know which part of that quiz squicked me out more, the video camera at the Immaculate Conception or the concept of Michael Moore in a naked pyramid.

I'm quite amused that we have no "Values Guardians" on GC. :p

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

My gut reaction to the book question was Wealth of Nations, but i figure Art of War is better reading material for a long space flight. I think that tipped me over the edge from being a Free Marketer.

Your Conservative Breed: Faith-Based Fighter
You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

The bolded is not true. But most of the options sucked so I chose the least sucky of them. I definitely would take The Bible with me, though--didn't need to think that one out.