Drolefille totally stole my post. Well said.
And AlphaGammaDeltaSquirrelGirl (I don't know how to make the greek letters on here

) is now my hero among the younger sister ranks. I don't know where you go to school, but judging by your posts, you would have fit right in at my chapter.
As such, I bestow upon you the mascot I grabbed from the lolcat thread and emailed around to my chapter sisters (we abstained from anything squirrel-related at AM, but this is a snarky squirrel we could all get behind

):