I just had a conversation the other day with a close friend who admitted that, back when she had the body of death at age 19ish (in the late 80s), she wore "to aerobics class" her white spandexy leotard with paint splatter print and her black biking shorts. Scary yet true.
And today I was sitting in federal court (don't worry, I was there as a lawyer not a criminal) when my colleague said under her breath, "Turn your head slowly. Leg warmer alert to your left." Sure enough, there they were, toasting up the gams of some 40s ish gal (and I am close to that age so this is not age-ist). And I'm thinking, oh no honey. A, we don't wear legwarmers to court. AND B, You are old enough to remember them the 1st time around ala Let's Get Physical and Flashdance. So. No.
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