torn- NEED HELP ASAP!!!!

DaemonSeid · #1 12-19-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Ilaria Ame

ugh! as a member of My Little Pony i am so completely offended by this! just because ONE girl at ONE chapter made ONE mistake, does not mean all Little Ponies are like that!!!!!1

and all you have to do to join Barbie is be a dumb blonde with big knockers and too much money. i mean, look at their founder! she had houses, cars, campers, etc, yet you never saw her working. i smell a drug ring. but you didn't hear it from me!

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I heard Ken was trying to start an auxilliary chapter just for metrosexual, anatomically incorrect men.

Ilaria Ame · #2 12-19-2007, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

I heard Ken was trying to start an auxilliary chapter just for metrosexual, anatomically incorrect men.

i know, poor guy. but after he and barbie split he hasn't been able to get anything going because the only reason he ever had friends was they were trying to get in barbie's pants. though i wonder if anyone ever got through those permanent plastic panties...

DaemonSeid · #3 12-19-2007, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ilaria Ame

i know, poor guy. but after he and barbie split he hasn't been able to get anything going because the only reason he ever had friends was they were trying to get in barbie's pants. though i wonder if anyone ever got through those permanent plastic panties...

It was one of them old school GI Joes from teh 70's and I heard that the 6 Million Dollar Man got it too until the Bionic Woman found out...when the G I Joe Frat reorganized in the early 80's they had a few notable changes. They came back smaller in stature but larger in number...Barbie wasn't too pleased and although they made up in vehicles and different locales it was just too much for her to handle and by her being a high maintenence woman, she couldn't be seen associating with their ilk. Not to mention in the 80's the G I Joe Frat went co ed.

I heard they hazed too....and a lot of their pledges came back in peices...literally.

Ilaria Ame · #4 12-19-2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

It was one of them old school Gi. Joes and I heard that the 6 Million Dollar Man got it too until the Bionic Woman found out...when the G I Joe Frat reorganized in the early 80's they had a few notable changes. They came back smaller in stature but larger in number...Barbie wasn't too pleased and although they made up in vehicles and different locales it was just too much for her to handle and by her being a high maintenence woman, she couldn't be seen associating with their ilk. Not to mention in the 80's the G I Joe Frat went co ed too.

I heard they hazed too....and a lot of their pledges came back in peices...literally.

wow. i'm happy i convinced my boyfriend not to pledge with them. but you know, it's really having a non-greek boyfriend. do you think i should convince him to AI so we can understand each other better?

cuteASAbug · #5 12-19-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Ilaria Ame

wow. i'm happy i convinced my boyfriend not to pledge with them. but you know, it's really having a non-greek boyfriend. do you think i should convince him to AI so we can understand each other better?

If you're planning on getting serious with him, then make sure he joins a fraternity, any fraternity. If your boyfriend doesn't give you his ribbons or medal, then the relationship is completely worthless. I can't believe your sisters never told you that.

Ilaria Ame · #6 12-19-2007, 03:59 PM

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If you're planning on getting serious with him, then make sure he joins a fraternity, any fraternity. If your boyfriend doesn't give you his ribbons or medal, then the relationship is completely worthless. I can't believe your sisters never told you that.

i KNEW it! a bunch of my sisters got medals from their boyfriends after a few months and now none of them talk to me anymore. i guess i'll have to depledge unless i can get him into a frat. can anyone write him a rec?

DaemonSeid · #7 12-19-2007, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Ilaria Ame

i KNEW it! a bunch of my sisters got medals from their boyfriends after a few months and now none of them talk to me anymore. i guess i'll have to depledge unless i can get him into a frat. can anyone write him a rec?

I heard if he was going to do G.I. Joe that he would have to see Snake Eyes to get his letter of recommendation and then Cobra Commander would have to sign off on it too.