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11-15-2007, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Senusret I
I hope you get impaled in the eyeball by a falling gargoyle with a staph infection.
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I see what you did here.
Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.
Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."
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11-15-2007, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by macallan25
I see what you did here.
Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.
Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."
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Remembering your "I hope you get salmonella" to Earp that time still makes me chuckle...
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11-15-2007, 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by nittanyalum
Remembering your "I hope you get salmonella" to Earp that time still makes me chuckle... 
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I think my Macallen favorite was the get stung by bees one, but Senusret's was an excellent post in the genre.
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11-15-2007, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by macallan25
I see what you did here.
Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.
Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."
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Thank you for noticing. I like to think I was remixing both of our styles -- your tone with what I wish would actually happen to him.
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11-16-2007, 02:41 AM
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This should be easy to detect, if only by the colour of the font:
" This is why I have been MIA recently. I was incarcerated! 
Details later... "
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11-16-2007, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by macallan25
I see what you did here.
Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.
Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."
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Well . . . there was "Speaking of wood........I hope you get a splinter......IN YOUR EYE."
And then there was "I hope your day ends with an out of control car and a steep cliff."
But my personal favorite was "I hope you get speared by a Zulu" in the Africans are less intelligent than Westerners thread.
This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"
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11-16-2007, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"
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I enjoy this one:
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Originally Posted by macallan25
Screw it..........I hope you learn the English language..........soon.
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While not as cutting as his "curses", it's simpleness speaks the truth.
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11-16-2007, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by MysticCat
This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"
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I personally was a fan of his "...Soon" Era:
"I hope your computer catches on fire.... soon"
"I hope you lose your wallet.... soon"
"I hope your computer crashes... soon"
and as AF has already pointed out, "I hope you learn the English language... soon"
Ah, how I miss the Days of Soon.
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11-16-2007, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by SydneyK
I personally was a fan of his "...Soon" Era:
"I hope your computer catches on fire.... soon"
"I hope you lose your wallet.... soon"
"I hope your computer crashes... soon"
and as AF has already pointed out, "I hope you learn the English language... soon"
Ah, how I miss the Days of Soon. 
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These are great.
The bolded apply to several GCers.
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11-16-2007, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by christiangirl
Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.
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That was a good one
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This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"
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For real!
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11-16-2007, 06:45 PM
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I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES.
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Alas, this is where we fall short. He has already announced that whatever happens on the wedding night should not be new, but a regular occurrence.
Lol, I did not mean to start a train like this. Sorry, buddy.
"I hope you get speared by a Zulu."    
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11-17-2007, 01:12 AM
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http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...&postcount=118
This is SHEETCAKE's favorite macallan25 post. SHEETCAKE is not sure how SHEETCAKE works with such fine liquors, SHEETCAKE is usually just doused in rum.
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11-17-2007, 02:18 AM
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If she calls me "boo" I'm dumping her because she's a "ghetto" whore. She cheated on you? #$%%^& Why didn't you call "Waste Management" and have her thrown away with the rest of the trash?! Don't give up the "nookie" to bad boys!
lol
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11-18-2007, 09:59 AM
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Yours would have been flawless, but you messed it up when you #$%%^&, and I don't recall using ghetto and whore together, like you just worded it. Other than that, you did a pretty good job imitating my posts.
Also, not sure why you find it to be funny, because your posts are jacked beyond belief.
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