Can you imitate your favorite GC poster?

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by christiangirl

Your eyes got tired and you started thinking about strippers? *blank stare* Add "tired eyes" to the list of things a woman I date cannot have--right between acrylic nails and heels that are too skinny. They're all equally hoe-ish.

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

[AlethiaSi]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

H I L A R I O U S.
and dead on.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

And yours could have been better with the addition of:

I need a woman who takes care of her feet and legs. She needs to be going in for a pedicure every week. I can't stand a girl with nasty-looking toes. And she's got to lotion up those legs. Nothing worse than a girl with ashy legs.

You almost had it, up to the part about her going for a pedicure weekly. But the rest is RIGHT ON POINT.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by KSig RC

This is pretty solid, but it could be even more asinine and everyday, like:

This women nowadays, I tell ya - all they want to do is have sex, enjoy themselves, and vote. Notice how I used the Oxford comma there. Not me, though - I just want a women to settle down, cook pies and shut the fuck up. Notice I did NOT use the Oxford comma there. None of these new-age voting whores for me - hell no. Sexual promiscuity is a scourge upon my 1950s ideals - write it in the sky in gossamer tears: I WILL NOT DATE A WOMAN UNLESS SHE BLEEDS ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, A LA THE DARK AGES. I have not read "Chronicle of a Death Foretold" by Marquez, but if I had, I assure you I would understand the irony.

Whew, I blacked out there - sorry, I got a little out of control.

KSig RC, you know me pretty good. I agree with it all except for the part about her shutting the F up, and her bleeding on my wedding night. For the 1st part I wouldn't disrespect a woman like that, and the 2nd part is just darn right nasty. Also I do think women have the right to vote. Not sure where you got that from, so I'll give you the "blank stare" on that one. Other than that, you got me down.