Simple questions about Greek Life that annoy you?

[Canadian]

My favorites:

-So you're a GAY society, right? (Referring to Kappa Sigma which has a typical diversity of members).
-So the fraternity helps you out in college and you pay them back after (Sort of, only the guy asking was thinking it was like the Skulls and financial success and remarkable libido came with your pin).
-I'm not feeling much zeal. If I sign up, will this change? The answer given by the recruiter at our very first meeting was, "Yes. You get a bag of zeal when you join.".

Thomas