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09-15-2007, 08:21 PM
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From the Tantra... High Priestess Style...
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Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...
DO NOT:
Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence
Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.
EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".
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09-15-2007, 11:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AKA_Monet
DO:
Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...
DO NOT:
Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence
Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.
EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".
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 Sounds too complicated.
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09-16-2007, 12:15 AM
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Are you doing this alone? 
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09-16-2007, 02:53 AM
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09-17-2007, 10:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AKA_Monet
DO:
Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...
DO NOT:
Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence
Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.
EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".
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ok. so there are some things i havent done before! this sounds like some serious baby-making sex right here!
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09-17-2007, 10:28 AM
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That sounds like some tantric Sting sex.
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09-17-2007, 06:12 PM
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One must not poke where one does not belong...
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09-17-2007, 08:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AKA_Monet
DO:
Take deep breaths upon thrusting and parries for each set of 9...
Spoon your partner(s) for at least 5 minutes when there is stress...
Create a sitz-bath with essential oil aphrodisiacs, i.e. sandalwood and rose water
Create heighten moods with aromatherapeutic candles, namely pink or reds with a strawberry or vanilla scent
Drink plenty of cool water laced with Damiana root extract...
DO NOT:
Introduce the "future" with your significant other before, during and after lovemaking - always be walking in the spiritual space of enjoying the other entity's presence
Allow the area to be sullied by stress and hate. The energy transference causes pain during lovemaking that conflicts with the essence of the soul. It connotes a form of abuse that could be labeled a rape and predisposes to increased risk of all sexually transmitted infections, including yeast.
EVER equate your lovers toward the focal lover. Wholly inappropriate. If sex is more enjoyable from one lover than another, the problem resides in you not the lover. Improve your heart thank love expressions so you achieve the "transcendental expansion".
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something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.
and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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09-17-2007, 08:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221
something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.
and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?
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The issue is about breathing... Most couples fail to breathe during coitus.
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09-17-2007, 08:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221
something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way.
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LMAO!
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09-17-2007, 08:59 PM
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If she's got something that parries my thrust .. . well that would be a rude freakin' awakening.
Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221
something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.
and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?
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09-17-2007, 09:00 PM
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If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better
Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221
something about the word "thrust" that rubs me the wrong way. im not sure if i mean that semi-pun, but really it does.
and is a parry the opposite of a thrust?
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09-17-2007, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by James
If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better |
Now, that is what I am saying...
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09-17-2007, 09:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by James
If his thrust rubs you the wrong way. . . coach him . . . make him do better |
his not "his" thrusts (hypothetical "his") that rub me the wrong, its the word, how it sounds. its slowly becoming a trigger word of mine, as is "massage" and current trigger words "moist" and "panties."
umm ok, so carry on while i time travel backwards to sit in Freud's chair for a couple of hours to work this out...
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09-18-2007, 01:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tld221
his not "his" thrusts (hypothetical "his") that rub me the wrong, its the word, how it sounds. its slowly becoming a trigger word of mine, as is "massage" and current trigger words "moist" and "panties."
umm ok, so carry on while i time travel backwards to sit in Freud's chair for a couple of hours to work this out...
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Like, PENIS? 
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