My old rooommate freshman year came home high one night. I was asleep when she got there and she came in loud as you-know-what. I woke up and told her that I didn't appreciate her waking me up out my good sleep by acting like an idiot at the top of her lungs. She stared at me for a second, then got angry and said, "Yeah well....YOUR EAR STINKS!!!"
To this day, she doesn't remember a thing.
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