Last night we saw some guy humping the columns of the downtown courthouse. When he was done doing that, he pranced up and down the streets shouting "I fucked Vanessa Williams, when I went to Hollywood!"
Did you ask him if he meant light skinned VW or brown-skinned VW?
The local prostitute of my old neighborhood used to stop by all the porches with people on them and sing for them. I mean sing. She had a good voice too. What a waste.
There was a man from the same old neighborhood named Preacher because he used to scream up and down the streets "GOD IS GREAT!! PRAISE THE LORD!! HALLELUIJAH!!"
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I was at a house party up at the North Shore once. A guy that my friend was dating at the time got so stoned that when he ran out of weed, he went to his rabbit's cage, took out the poop, rolled up the poop in some Zigs, and proceeded to SMOKE THE POOP.
I remember the look on her face when I told her that she'd be kissing a guy who just inhaled feces.
A couple of people from my high school class dropped acid during our Grad Night at Disney. Two tripped out guys from my class sat behind me on Splash Mountain. That ride is trippy even sober so I can't imagine what these guys were seeing while on acid. One of the guys kept saying the frogs were jumping onto his lap while his friend kept freaking out because he thought all the characters scattered through out the ride were trying to eat him. The best was when we got to the steep drop at the end. They both screamed like little girls (and these were BIG guys). Funny stuff. I really wish I was with them when they went to the Haunted Mansion. I bet that was hilarious too.
Not sure if this person was on drugs or just plain WEIRD.
At school my roommate and I were walking out to the parking lot behind our building. We lived on the main street with all the bars, so there were always some interesting people around. This was probably around 10 AM on a Saturday, and we're climbing into her car when this woman (probably in her 40s) comes up to the window and asks if either of us has a condom she can use. We saw this creepy guy hanging out like 20 feet away.
We think she was a prostitute because from then on, we'd see her every now and then with a different guy just hanging around the street. And we never gave her that condom she needed either..
I knew a guy that watching the "snow" on the TV and asked that passer-bys not change the channel...
I knew this chick who my friends locked into the room and told her she could not come out until she spelled C-A-T--she kept spelling it K-A-T...
I know a dude that is a "Spicoli" like in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, put his rat in the microwave to see what happens. That was not cool.
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