When there's been no toilet paper around...

[carnation]

Some friends and I went in this ritzy department store in Singapore and as we entered the bathroom, this employee handed us each a square of toilet paper. We thought, "What?"

Then we went into the stalls. There was no paper. The square was all you got.

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by carnation

Then we went into the stalls. There was no paper. The square was all you got.

Was it Sheryl Crowe who was playing in a concert in Texas and told the crowd to be Earth-friendly everyone should use 1 square of tp?

When I lived in the apartments on campus, I lived next door to 4 athlete hotties.

I was kinda grossed out when I went to their apartment for a party and wanted to use their bathroom. They didn't have any TP. Just a Ziggy tear off desk calendar. You know, those square ones that have a daily thought of the day? The calendar was already ripped off to June.

We were only in February.

[Scandia]

I always carry at least one handkerchief inside my purse due to allergies. So that's what I would use. I think I have only had to resort to it once.

[carnation]

All you kids of the fifties and sixties may remember this song we all sang to the tune of "Branded":

Stranded! Stuck on the toilet boooowwll!
What do you do when you're stranded
Without a roll?

To prove you're a man, you must use your own hand
Then you knooooww
You're a man!

(I can't believe I've posted so many times on this thread.)

[Glitter650]

Originally Posted by carnation

All you kids of the fifties and sixties may remember this song we all sang to the tune of "Branded":

Stranded! Stuck on the toilet boooowwll!
What do you do when you're stranded
Without a roll?

To prove you're a man, you must use your own hand
Then you knooooww
You're a man!

(I can't believe I've posted so many times on this thread.)

My mom used to sing this to me when I would yell down the hall "MOOOOOMMMMM" there's no TP !!!!!!!!!!

[jon1856]

Originally Posted by carnation

All you kids of the fifties and sixties may remember this song we all sang to the tune of "Branded":

Stranded! Stuck on the toilet boooowwll!
What do you do when you're stranded
Without a roll?

To prove you're a man, you must use your own hand
Then you knooooww
You're a man!

(I can't believe I've posted so many times on this thread.)

I had that going thru my head the very moment I started to read this
thread

And yes, I once had to use my underpants as did at least one other poster.

[SWTXBelle]

The things you learn on GreekChat . ..

[DeltAlum]

In the hills of SE Ohio I used to see dried out corn cobs (after the corn had been eaten) in the outhouses.

Talk about Hillybilly Heaven.

I never had the nerve to use one.