When there's been no toilet paper around...
 

What else have you used?


I've used a wash cloth, old t-shirt and leaves.

The leaves were from when I went camping.

That last could be a bad choice. There's a Mexican guy here whom everybody calls "Yedra" (Ivy) because he and his buddies went camping and he used leaves for toilet paper. Poison ivy leaves.

oh wow @ the upcoming responses, if anyone dares. (somethings are better left unsaid.)

ummm, how did word spread (no pun intended) that ol boy used ivy leaves on his azz?

His friends told my whole ESOL class (40 people) and instead of trying to deny it like most people would, he admitted it. This was about 5 years ago and his story has spread around the area.:eek:

Ow.

i admire him for his honesty

This didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine needed to use a public restroom and too late, noticed that there wasn't any toilet paper. NO ONE would hand her any tp or even paper towel! After about 15 minutes, she finally took off her panties, used them for tp, threw them away, and went commando. All in all, it seemed to be the best solution to things!

One has to do what one has to do!

Commando isn't all that bad!:)

wow@ poison ivy leaves. happened to my moms best friend's husband too! and just think about it...how could you hide that from people? you'd have a look of panic and fear on your face the rest of the trip lol!

i have used every kind of napkin under the sun. i find that Bounty feels the best :D! i have used tissues with gum in them (just tore that part off), even a pantiliner (TMI i know, but desperate times...)

One of the few times I'm glad for lugging around the diaper bag - you've always got something handy...even if the only thing you can dig out is a nursing pad....:o:p

Quite clever actually ! Depending on which pair I was wearing that day though IDK if I'd be willing to just toss them away ! Mean have the seen the prices at VS ??!! hehe :eek: :p

Some friends and I went in this ritzy department store in Singapore and as we entered the bathroom, this employee handed us each a square of toilet paper. We thought, "What?"

Then we went into the stalls. There was no paper. The square was all you got.:eek:

Was it Sheryl Crowe who was playing in a concert in Texas and told the crowd to be Earth-friendly everyone should use 1 square of tp?

When I lived in the apartments on campus, I lived next door to 4 athlete hotties.

I was kinda grossed out when I went to their apartment for a party and wanted to use their bathroom. They didn't have any TP. Just a Ziggy tear off desk calendar. You know, those square ones that have a daily thought of the day? The calendar was already ripped off to June.

We were only in February.

I always carry at least one handkerchief inside my purse due to allergies. So that's what I would use. I think I have only had to resort to it once.