Ah-mad Ra-shad, channeling Al Reynolds with those white shoes

and his GF, heiress Sale Johnson. Sale is paid -- she's the ex-wife of Woody Johnson of Johnson & Johnson. If you must swirl, swirl with someone who brings something to the table:
Stanley Crouch. Not an attractive man, but a decent writer at times:
Osama bin Slickback:
And an attractive AfAm couple, N.Y. TV anchor Maurice DuBois and wife Andrea:
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