God this is off color, but...

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by ErikaXO
Well, Shultzz, rumor is that women hit their sexual peak in their 30s. I don't know.

Lifesaver, I will make this as simple as possible. Let's just say that female A and Male B were engaging in some intimate activity. They had been at one of those sex toy parties with a bunch of their friends and they had picked up a whole little treasure trove of stuff. While they were playing with the contents of their new toy box, female A began to play with the previosuly mentioned beads on male B. Female A successfully used said beads for their intended purpose on male B and started to get, well, careless? So on the second go-round, female A wasn't paying enough attention and wasn't holding securely to the end of the string, and POP! The last bead disappeared into male B and left female A gaping in near-hysteria. Well when female A broke the news to male B, male B was, well, moritified. Determined to avoid a humiliating encounter at the ER at all costs, he submitted himself to female A giving her instruction to do WHATEVER she had to do to get them out!!!!! Female A, laughing so hard she was nearly peeing the bed, then had to perform a relatively embarrassing minor surgical procedure on male B to remove the offending beads, which left female A and male B far more intimately and physically bonded than even they ever wanted.

'Nuff said? [/QUOTE

Does female A go by the name Erica and male B go by the name Brent?