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Old 08-07-2007, 11:15 AM
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By using extremely creative methods, pregancy can result from oral sex. Allow me to illustrate with this ridiculous, but true, anecdote.

****names have been changed to protect the guilty****


A young woman named Brooke Lynne was madly in love with her devoted boyfriend named Manhattan. One day, a girl named Harlem claimed to be pregnant with Manhattan's child and he, of course, denied it. After some bullying, Manhattan admitted to receiving oral sex from Harlem, but denied getting her pregnant. When Brooke asked why on earth she should believe him, he replied "Well, I'm not saying she's that devious, but all I know is that, when it over, she went to the bathroom and her mouth was full." Though she was heartbroken, Brooke tried to make amends with Harlem, saying that she wouldn't believe such a ridiculous lie. Surprisingly, instead of appreciating Brooke's belief in her, Harlem bristled and declared, "Hey, it doesn't matter how I got pregnant, the fact is that I am and it's Harlem's. Don't worry about how it happened!"

This, ladies and gentleman, is why it is possible to get pregant from oral sex alone. And why I am ashamed to actually know these people.
Why do you give your friends porn star names?

Just trying to complete the effect?
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:26 PM
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Why do you give your friends porn star names?

Just trying to complete the effect?
I'm not really familiar with the naming of porn stars, so I'll take your word for it. If it makes you uncomfortable, you can call them Orange, Lemon, and Apple if you like.

The whole thing was crazy. Every now and then, I do wonder how that kid's doing, though.
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