PLEASE HELP! I am SO CONFUSED with GREEK life.

[ChildoftheHorn]

ROTFLOL!

Seriously, this is hilarious. I really don't think that you want to go with every girl at Alabama... you would definately catch something eventually...

I really dont think that any girl would go with a spaz just because he is a member of XYZ fraternity. In your case, be careful and get tested regularly....Go with the house you feel is more like you because you are in it for the long haul; not the case for the girls....

[Kevin]

wreckingcrew used to have a line in his signature about his fraternity offering the best dollars to friends ratio on campus... great line.

At any rate, you're not buying you're friends, you're paying your part of a fraternal experience which you will value for the rest of your life. I'd personally be pretty turned off by whoever said you could just "grab two girls" at the end of whatever party. That's clearly just a rush line used for clueless freshmen. The entire line seems to indicate a lack of class to me.

-- but that's just me.

[kathykd2005]

Your experience is what you make of it--if you don't feel comfortable with the people in a certain group, and find a lot of the members making offensive statements (like the grab a couple of girls one), then it probably isn't the one for you... However, you could take that as a challenge. A true leader is able to lead in the most difficult of circumstances, such as when you want to do something positive in the community, and everyone else just wants to party and meet girls. Are you a strong leader? You have to ask yourself this.