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Old 08-03-2007, 09:59 AM
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LOL

Dumb advice- you can't get pregnant if the guy pulls out.

I got one better....you can't get pregnant if doesn't put it in.......




proximity........hehehehehe.....
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:06 AM
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I got one better....you can't get pregnant if doesn't put it in.......




proximity........hehehehehe.....
This reminds me of spring break and the "if two people are having sex in the hot tub and you are in the hot tub (but don't participate in the sex), you can get pregnant"

Which leads me to- why would you sit in a hot tub with two other people having sex?
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:09 AM
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And that reminds me of the genital herpes commercial...

"70% of people got gential herpes from their partner while they were experiencing no symptoms..."

Yeah...well that still leaves 30% that are having sex with nasty goods. Gross.
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Old 08-03-2007, 11:16 AM
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And that reminds me of the genital herpes commercial...

"70% of people got gential herpes from their partner while they were experiencing no symptoms..."

Yeah...well that still leaves 30% that are having sex with nasty goods. Gross.
I remember an aquaintance in my dorm freaking out when she got the news from our student health center that she had gential herpes. She swore she was a virgin. Then we saw her boyfriend walking around with two HUGE cold sores on his mouth.
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Old 08-03-2007, 02:18 PM
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Well, sort of related:

1. I heard someone say that if you eat a ton of lemons, it will cause your period to stop for a month (and she was planning to do this in order to not have her period while on her honeymoon)...(what a dummy!).

2. I heard someone else say that if you drink lots of orange juice, it will get your period to stop, mid-week even!

3. The same person said that if you want to go swimming while you're on your period, you should take a very cold shower first, then you'll be good to go for at least 3-4 hours in the pool....terrible.

But the WORST sex advice I ever got was from my mom, who said:

"Don't go around kissing boys, because the next thing you know you'll be pregnant!"

She left out how pregnancy actually occurs, so you can imagine that at age 10 I was terrified of any boys trying to kiss me, even on the cheek!! LOL!
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:46 PM
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"Don't go around kissing boys, because the next thing you know you'll be pregnant!"

She left out how pregnancy actually occurs, so you can imagine that at age 10 I was terrified of any boys trying to kiss me, even on the cheek!! LOL!
This reminds me of the "AIDS" Southpark episode, where all the kids thought they could get AIDS from being near each other.
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:51 PM
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The dumbest myth out there is the "Our university doesn't have sorority houses because x number of women living together equals a brothel".

Yeah, I said it.
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:52 PM
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It amazes me how clueless some of my friends are.. people who have been sexually active for atleast 5 years and yet they're in the dark about so much.

My favorite..
"we have THREE holes?! noo.. you get your period and pee from the same one!!"

Then of course there are several friends who are advocates of 'pulling out' (one got pregnant and still insisted that pulling out really does work).
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:00 AM
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Old 08-06-2007, 11:05 AM
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Guys who want blowjobs are perverts. - My mother.
well. every guy want a blowjob.... so therefore every guy is a pervert.
... seems logical to me....
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Old 08-03-2007, 03:57 PM
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I remember an aquaintance in my dorm freaking out when she got the news from our student health center that she had gential herpes. She swore she was a virgin. Then we saw her boyfriend walking around with two HUGE cold sores on his mouth.
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:07 PM
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I knew a girl who got pregnant because she *claims* that her doctor told her that she couldn't get pregnant while she was on an antidepressive medication. She still swears that the zoloft (or whatever she was taking) acts as a contraceptive also while improving her mood.

Heh.
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Old 08-03-2007, 04:44 PM
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I knew a girl who got pregnant because she *claims* that her doctor told her that she couldn't get pregnant while she was on an antidepressive medication. She still swears that the zoloft (or whatever she was taking) acts as a contraceptive also while improving her mood.

Heh.
That is freakin' ridiculous. I think her medication sent her to la la land.
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Old 08-06-2007, 10:43 AM
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I remember an aquaintance in my dorm freaking out when she got the news from our student health center that she had gential herpes. She swore she was a virgin. Then we saw her boyfriend walking around with two HUGE cold sores on his mouth.
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:15 AM
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This reminds me of spring break and the "if two people are having sex in the hot tub and you are in the hot tub (but don't participate in the sex), you can get pregnant"

Which leads me to- why would you sit in a hot tub with two other people having sex?
filming purposes.......somebody had to get the money shot!
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