What! I Don't Need No Stinking Sorority!--An NPHC Membership Journey

[Senusret I]

Zoom zoom zoooooooom Kappa Lambda Nu!!!!!

MEMORIES!!!!!!!

[SISTERGREEK]

Because I have already talked so much about television, I will disguise the organizations by renaming them for shows from my youth: Punky Brewster, Boy Meets World, X-Men, and Thundercats.

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming...

But just because it was not really on my mind, does not me that there weren't freshman women already thinking about, plotting, and openly discussing (where is the discretion ) which organizations they would pursue membership in. I remember distinctly being part of a conversation with several women in my dorm freshman year. The Thundercats had just had their probate, and everyone--with the exception of me--was excited about the prospect of pursuing membership. Several wanted to be Thundercats, several more wanted to be X-Men. Someone asked me if I wanted to pledge, and I said that I didn't know, because at that time, I hadn't really thought about it. (One of them said to me that I looked like a Punky Brewster. I didn't know it at the time, but I think she meant that to be an insult. I never really liked that girl.) Though the probate had been interesting, I still wasn't really sure about the purpose of these organizations.

Of course, as most of us know, most D9 sororities do not allow women to pursue membership until they have attained sophomore status at an accredited four-year institution. I actually love this about these organizations, because it means that women (and men) have time to observe all of the organizations and really get a sense of what the organization and the women in it were all about. On top of that, of the three organizations that were active on my campus, all were having lines that year and would not have another line until two years later, my junior year. (By the time that I was eligible to pursue membership, all four Black Greek Letter Sororities were active on campus.)

Throughout the rest of the year, I observed. There were step shows and dances. While the stepping was impressive, it did not seem reason enough to join an organization. I had participated in a dorm step show that year, so that didn't seem like a huge thing to me. And I am a homebody, utterly and completely. I went to three or four dances (this includes one ill-fated trip to the club) my entire freshman year, so that was not really a draw either. Of course, the men and women wore letters and colors to represent their different organizations and that was cool, but again not really a compelling reason to join any organization. By far, among the sororities, Thundercats were the dominating presence, there were just so many of them. While some were impressed with how many women were members in this organization, size was always an inconsequential thing to me. Also active in my first year were Boy Meets World and Punky Brewster. I only saw these women on occasion, so I did not have much to form an impression of them.

Overall, there was not much to distinguish the organizations with the exception of colors and letters. Punky Brewster's colors were my favorite. In fact, I often wore them together, and my first really nice suit was in one of that org.'s colors. ( I have that suit to this day). Several times, I was mistaken for a Punky Brewster (hmmm, maybe I did look like one) when I was wearing that suit (or maybe it was just the colors). Of course, at that point, I did not know anything about the service aspects of these organizations. There wasn't a lot of promotion of those activities....

[1908Revelations]

Well we get hints as to whos who later in the thread? Or did I miss the hints?

[SISTERGREEK]

Hints will come later. They will be subtle though. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. But feel free to start guessing.

[SISTERGREEK]

...going from non-existent to bad....

In addition to not being that well-versed about Greek life, my initial experiences with Greek Life in general did not leave me with very favorable impressions of these organizations.

I made a couple of rookie mistakes--such as sitting in an area that unofficially belonged to one fraternity and being asked none-to-gently, in front of a crowd of people, to move (I was with friends at the time, so that softened the sting a bit). Also, I was actually manhandled by a member of another fraternity for stepping on grass that had been marked as territory by his fraternity! Never mind that that patch of grass was on the front side of my dorm! I mean, I understand being enthusiastic about your organization, believe me I do, but you are doing a bit much laying your hands on me over a piece of grass.

In the whole grand scheme of things, these incidents were quite insignificant. But in the mind of an impressionable young freshman these events took on a great magnitude. (Granted, most of these early negative experiences had to do with fraternities and not sororities.) Greeks had attitude, I decided, and that was not something that I was interested in.

By the end of my freshman year, I had essentially decided not to pursue membership in any organization. None of what I had seen had particularly impressed me or inspired me to explore the matter more. There were so many other activities and organizations that were available to me, not to mention keeping my grades up, that I didn't really see the point. I was shutting the door on greekdom....

Dunh, dunh, dunnnnnnnh.... Will SISTERGREEK change her mind? (Well obviously I will.) More importantly, what will happen to change SISTERGREEK's mind. Also, what will SISTERGREEK's impressions of the different sororities be? Tune in next time to "I Don't Need No Stinking Sorority!"

[BabyPiNK_FL]

Lol! I think the part about the suit gives something away seeing as how it's not very common for "average" non-greeks to wear suits in certain color combinations. That narrows that one down a tiny bit. I'm going to be rooting for Punky Brewster. I grew UP on Soleil Moon Frye, she's awesome!

[PrettyBoy]

This is good. So good, half the bag of popcorn is gone.

[SISTERGREEK]

Originally Posted by BabyPiNK_FL

Lol! I think the part about the suit gives something away seeing as how it's not very common for "average" non-greeks to wear suits in certain color combinations. That narrows that one down a tiny bit. I'm going to be rooting for Punky Brewster. I grew UP on Soleil Moon Frye, she's awesome!

Ahh, but certain of the color combinations are also good for professional looks. The school that I went to was all about honing that professional image (Still Blutang, does that sound familiar). Also, remember I was basically a clueless freshman when I got that suit. All I knew was that I was buying a suit in my favorite color, and it was a really good quality suit too.

[NinjaPoodle]

[*slight hijack*]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

Zoom zoom zoooooooom Kappa Lambda Nu!!!!!

MEMORIES!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by NinjaPoodle

*Bonus*
List the words to the hymn Kappa Lambda Nu brothers were singing at the end of the episode.

Zoom, Zoom, Zoom ...

A Different World is coming to DVD
[*End Hijack*]

[NinjaPoodle]

Thank you SISTERGREEK!