the last time i went to the grocery store, I forgot my stinking check card at home and had to put everything back!
The last time I took a sick day, ______________________
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“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.
For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
― Charles M. Schultz
Warning: The above post may be dripping in sarcasm and full of smartassedness.