Then let's find a different name for them, shall we? My shoes are very free-spirited...they don't like labels.

As for finding a woman who doesn't own any shoes similar...well, good luck with that.
Z, I love how that group is "global by popular demand" yet it only has 12 members!
ETA: You know, most of the women I know who fit that list (tattoos, small piercings) were some of the most decent people I knew. My roommate was an extremely modest dresser and cheated on her boyfriend with 3 different guys in a month.

In my experience, it's been the quiet, modest ones you gotta watch out for. Can't really trust anybody, can you?