cartoon replaced by hardcore porn on the disney channel

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by JonInKC

My tool talks to me, particularly when I've been downing pints of ale.

Tool: Hey go talk to that fat chick!
Me: I dunno...remember what happened last time?
Tool: Shut up bitch, I do the thinking here.
Me; Yes sir.

I am overly tired so this is hilarious! Of course right now I think the newest Kia commercial with the couple sitting at a table with a laptop is comedy gold so take that as you will. Need sleep...