My tool talks to me, particularly when I've been downing pints of ale.
Tool: Hey go talk to that fat chick!
Me: I dunno...remember what happened last time?
Tool: Shut up bitch, I do the thinking here.
Me; Yes sir.
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"Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee." - John Madden
p a w e a since 1899
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