What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[ziasha07]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Yesterday, one of my students says, "Hey, you know that Kappa jacket you got...I'll buy it off you!" As if that wasn't bad enough...after I explain that you can't buy it from me, you have to earn it, he says, "when I go to school next year I'mma be a Kappa!" However, the sad part is that he threw up the Que sign and started barking!

LMABO! Are you serious? There are so many things wrong with that whole conversation. You should have at least directed him to youtube and told him to correct himself before he does that in front of the wrong person and gets merked on. Maybe print out a "What Not to Do" thread from here... I'm weak.

[luvmypearls]

I am new to Greekdom (initiated March 18, 2007), so I didn't think I would have anything to contribute to this thread for a while...well here I go.

I met this guy about two weeks ago and he has been calling me nonstop since I gave him my number. Well he called me as I was on my way home from a meeting last week. I told him that I was in the car with one of my sorority sisters and that I would have to call him back. He asked what sorority I was in and I proudly told him Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated. He responds "I am in a fraternity too, so we have something in common". I ask which one and he says Alpha Phi Beta. I am like okay, let me call you back. So, I google this fraternity as soon as I get home and all I came up with is a law fraternity at the University of the Phillipines. The next time I spoke with him, I asked him about Alpha Phi Beta and was he part of a law fraternity? He says no, that was my high school fraternity. I am like , is he really representing his high school "fraternity" because he has to be at least forty?